Boarding his flight, Mr. Johnson was annoyed to find a blonde woman in his aisle seat. Despite his polite request—and even backup from the window-seat passenger—she refused to move.
“I’m blonde, I’m smart, and I’m sitting here until we land,” she insisted.
Finally, a flight attendant stepped in. After a quick whisper, the blonde immediately switched seats.
Later, Mr. Johnson asked the attendant what she had said.
With a smile, she replied, “I just told her the aisle seat wasn’t going to New York.” Sometimes, the simplest solutions work best!
These lighthearted jokes are perfect for a quick laugh—hope they brightened your day!