After a long week, two friends met up at their favorite bar to unwind. One of them looked like he hadn’t slept in days.
“Dude, what’s wrong with you?” his friend asked.
“It’s my girlfriend,” he moaned. “She’s like a machine. Sex all the time—before bed, in the middle of the night, first thing in the morning. I’m barely functioning!”
An older man sitting nearby, who had been quietly listening, finally spoke up. His voice was calm, his expression serious.
“Son, I’ve been around a long time. Let me give you some advice: marry her. That’ll fix your problem faster than anything else.”
The two young men looked at each other, then burst out laughing. The old guy just smiled and went back to his drink.
