Blonde jokes are a classic, but this one might just be the grand finale. Imagine a blonde woman pulled over for speeding by a blonde police officer. When asked for her license, the driver digs through her purse, growing increasingly agitated.
She finally asks, “What does it look like?” The cop says, “It’s square and has your picture on it.” The driver then fishes out a square mirror, checks her reflection, and hands it over with a satisfied smile. It’s the kind of joke that’s so perfectly ridiculous, it might just be the last blonde joke anyone ever needs to tell.
