When a man thought he was ending his marriage with a dramatic letter, he didn’t expect his wife to turn it into her own triumph. His complaints—her “coldness,” her job resignation, her lack of interest in his lasagna—paled in comparison to his final reveal: he was leaving her for her sister.
But his wife’s response was the stuff of breakup legend. She admitted she had noticed his haircut—it was just terrible. His cooking? Unbearable. And his attempt to impress with silk boxers? Undermined by a dangling price tag. Then she dropped the real bombshells: she had won millions in the lottery (which she was going to share with him), and her “sister” had a past he clearly didn’t know about.
As she wrapped up her letter with plans for a glamorous, single future, one thing was clear: her ex-husband hadn’t just lost a wife—he’d lost out on a fortune.
