When a farmer brought home a new rooster, he had no idea he was welcoming a legend.
The rooster wasted no time—he mated with all 150 hens immediately. Then, just a few hours later, he repeated the feat. By the next morning, his ambitions had grown—turkeys, ducks, and even the cow weren’t safe from his enthusiasm. The farmer was equal parts amazed and concerned.
Later, the farmer found the rooster lying motionless in the yard, vultures circling above. “Well, you pushed yourself too hard,” the farmer said with a smirk.
But the rooster wasn’t finished. He opened one eye, pointed at the vultures, and whispered, “They’re next.”
