It was the middle of the night when a married couple was woken up by a phone call at 2 a.m. The wife, still half-asleep, answered the phone. After listening for a moment, she said, “How should I know? That’s 200 miles from here!” and hung up.
Her husband, now curious, asked, “Who was that?”
Without missing a beat, the wife replied, “Some weirdo asking if the coast was clear!”
The unexpected humor of the situation had the couple laughing uncontrollably. What could have been an annoying interruption turned into a funny memory they’ll be retelling for years to come.