I thought I had found peace when I moved into my nice neighbourhood. My “sweet” neighbour Linda had other ideas, though. I was mad that she kept “accidentally” taking my packages.
At first, I tried to be patient because I thought she had really mixed up the deliveries. But as more things happened, it became clear what she was up to: she was taking from me.
When she took my limited-edition Christmas gift, that was the last straw. That’s when I came up with an idea: a glitter bomb.
I bought a glitter kit with a spring, put it together, and then left it on my door. Linda just couldn’t say no.
I woke up to her screams the next morning. She had glitter all over her body, and her hair sparkled.
She yelled, “You think this is funny?”
“Satisfying,” I answered. “Consider this a holiday warning: stop stealing my packages.”
People in the neighbourhood heard about it and told similar stories. Linda’s image took a hit.
My packages have been safe since then. A little shine can make everything better.
