You’re about to make everyone laugh. These holiday jokes make you laugh and smile.
A Test of Heaven’s Gates at Christmas
Three guys get to the gates of heaven. Saint Peter tells them to show something that makes them think of Christmas. Two of the guys look good, but the third one shows up with red pants and says, “Those are Carol’s.”
What the drunk husband gets for Christmas
Paul is lost when he wakes up from a work party. His wife’s letter and his son’s account show that it was a crazy night.
What a Soldier Wants for Christmas
Two soldiers talk about Christmases in the past. One person remembers peeling potatoes after calling for a “new sergeant.”
What Wrong with the Monastic
Monk David finds a mistake that has been around for hundreds of years: “celibate” was really “celebrate.”
The End of the Holiday Season
The news that a father is divorcing his wife has surprising effects.
People Who Bought Early for Christmas
A man’s trial shows how excited he is for Christmas shopping.
An accident with mistletoe at the airport
People laugh when they see Dave’s meeting with mistletoe and a flight worker.
The Christmas Deal for Kids
A boy writes to Jesus and says he will take Mary away.
Long hair, not worried
Danny’s attempt to use the Bible to explain his long hair fails.
What the Husband Did Wrong at Christmas
The husband’s fear turns to joy.
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