A young woman with blonde hair went into a chapel to ask the priest for help. In a tense voice, she said, “I’m pregnant.” The priest was shocked by the sudden news and asked in a soft voice, “My child, how did this happen?”
To say the least, the woman’s answer was a surprise. Her voice showed that she was sure: “I think it must be the second coming.” The priest’s eyes got really big in shock, and he asked many times to be sure. He asked, “What makes you think it’s the second coming?” because he was interested.
The woman replied in a clever and sly way. “Because I swallowed the first one, father,” she said with a sly grin. The priest was shocked and didn’t know what to say in response to such an unusual confession.
