It’s easy to find humour in relationships, from strange times to misunderstandings that make you laugh out loud. You can tell these 12 jokes to your family and friends.
The Date You Forgot
The wife forgot her glasses at lunch while the couple was on the road, which caused chaos. When he got back, the husband complained and told her to grab his hat and credit card too!
Horse Racing Mishaps
A wife hit her husband because she thought “Mary” was someone else. He said it was his pick for the horse race. A few days later, she hit him again and told him, “Your horse called.”
Rampage of the Refrigerator
A husband who was angry at a possible foe threw a fridge at them, but it went through heaven and into hell. The competition and the person who was in the fridge did the same thing.
Parental Pride
Three mums were proud of their kids. One son gave his dad a Ferrari, another a jet, and the third a castle. A fourth mum said that all three were from people who liked her son, who is a stripper.
Getting Fish for Money
An individual in West Virginia sold a customer tampons along with a fishing hook, rod, boat, and truck, telling them, “Your weekend is ruined; go fishing.”
Morning Tricks
A couple talked about their flaws: they had smelly feet and bad breath. It went as planned until the groom woke up missing a sock and yelled, “You swallowed it!”
The Store for Husbands
A one-of-a-kind store had great partners on several floors. “You’re visitor 31,456,012” was written on the last floor. This floor shows that women are hard to please.
Gift for anniversary
Bob forgot the big day. His wife asked for a gift that could go from 0 to 200 mph in six seconds. He gave her a bathroom scale.
Family History
A child asked their parents about how people were made. Mum said evolution, while Dad talked about Adam and Eve. The kid told his dad, “You lied!” Dad joked, “She’s talking about her side.”
Hearing with Picks
John checked the ears of his wife. “For the third time, YES!” was her last word.
Habit of Biting Your Nails
A friend stopped her husband from biting his nails by hiding his teeth.
Surprise Dinner
A kid asked if it was okay to eat bugs. After getting in trouble with his dad, he found a bug in his soup.
Laughter brings people together. Spread these jokes and find humour in the silly things that happen in life.
