A kind husband asked his wife what she wanted for her 40th birthday. The girl replied, “I’d love to be six again.” He took what she said seriously and planned a fun day at the nearby amusement park.
They went on all of the scary rides together, like the Death Slide, the Scream Loop, and the Wall of Horror. After five hours of being sick and tired, he finally stumbled out.
He asked her sweetly, “So, how was being six again?” as she fell asleep on their bed. He was shocked by her tired answer: “You idiot, I meant my dress size!” What did you learn? Men still get things wrong even when they listen.