Lily thought she could outsmart the airline staff. After sneaking into first class, she refused to leave, repeating, “I’m Lily. I’m fabulous. I’m headed to Vancouver—and I’m staying right here.”
The flight attendant and co-pilot tried everything, but Lily wouldn’t budge. Then the captain stepped in.
With one whispered sentence, he sent Lily scrambling back to economy, red-faced. The amazed crew demanded to know his secret.
Smirking, the captain revealed, “I told her first class isn’t going to Vancouver.”
