Whether you’re a daily commuter or a road-trip enthusiast, these 10 jokes will make your next drive much merrier.
1. The Ultimate Tip
A cabbie’s heavenly mansion dwarfed a priest’s shack. “Your sermons bored people. His driving terrified them into prayer.”
2. Recycled Snacks
A bus driver learned too late that his elderly passenger’s peanuts were secondhand.
3. Imaginary Helpers
A blind horse only pulled a car when he thought his “team” was working too.
4. Knife Skills
A juggler’s machete routine impressed a cop—and convinced a drunk driver to stay sober.
5. The Ultimate Wingman
A truck driver’s emu always agreed with him. Why? Genie wish for “a tall, agreeable bird.”
6. Instant Karma
A cabbie’s fake arrival trick backfired when a drunk passenger slapped him for “speeding.”
7. Upgrade Approved
A hitchhiker endorsed trading wine for a husband.
8. The Stand-In Scholar
A chauffeur flawlessly delivered a scientist’s speech—then threw tough questions to the real expert in disguise.
9. Future Investment
A farmer priced his calf at future value. The driver paid with a postdated check.
10. Who’s Behind the Wheel?
Two grannies ran red lights until one asked, “Wait… am I driving?” Cue panic.
