A blonde woman was determined to conquer her jigsaw puzzle. But after hours of frustration, she called her boyfriend. “Please help me,” she begged. “I can’t get this puzzle to look right!”
“What’s it supposed to be?” he asked.
“A rooster,” she said.
When he arrived, he couldn’t help but chuckle. Instead of puzzle pieces, the table was covered in breakfast cereal.
“Darling,” he said gently, “these are Corn Flakes. They’ll never look like a rooster. Let’s just put them back in the box and relax.”
Elsewhere, a teacher asked her students to paint cows in a meadow. Little Johnny turned in an empty page.
“Johnny, where’s your painting?” the teacher asked.
Johnny grinned. “The cows ate everything, so they left!”
Sometimes, the funniest moments come from the most unexpected places.
