After a lightning-fast courtship, a couple married and escaped to a tropical paradise. One morning, the husband showed off his world-class diving skills, leaving his wife in awe.
“Olympic medalist,” he confessed. “Now you know one of my secrets.”
Without a word, his wife jumped in and swam laps at impossible speeds, barely touching the walls before reversing.
Her husband gaped. “You’re incredible! Were you a swim champ?”
She winked. “No. I was a h@oker in Venice. I serviced the whole canal.”
