Some people wait their whole lives for true love. For Marvin, that wait lasted exactly seventy years – until he met a beautiful young woman less than a quarter of his age. Their romance moved quickly, culminating in a beachside wedding and Florida honeymoon.
Back home, Marvin’s poker buddies demanded details. “Spill it, Marv! How was married life?” The septuagenarian grinned. “Magnificent! The salt air, the sunset cruises, and night after night we were on the verge of making love!”
His friends’ jaws dropped. “Night after night? How?” Marvin clarified with a twinkle in his eye: “Well, on Monday we were on the verge… Tuesday we were on the verge…”
