This story is too good to keep to myself! A 92-year-old man was at the mall with his family, shopping for shoes before grabbing lunch. As they sat in the food court, he couldn’t stop glancing at a teenager nearby with a head full of neon spikes—green, red, orange, and blue.
Fed up, the teen snapped, “What’s your issue, old dude? Never lived a little?”
The family, knowing grandpa’s humor, braced for impact. Without skipping a beat, he deadpanned, “Got drunk and had a fling with a peacock. Was just checking if you were mine.”
Whether true or just a joke, this tale is a riot—showing that age doesn’t slow down a sharp sense of humor!
