Little Johnny had a habit of walking in on his parents at the most inopportune times. One day, he walked in on his mother while she was in the bathtub. He pointed to her lower abdomen and asked, “What’s that big fuzzy patch?”
His mother, trying to keep things simple, replied, “It’s a bush.”
The next day, Little Johnny walked in on his father while he was in the shower. He noticed something hanging between his father’s legs and asked, “What’s that big long thing?”
His father, equally nonchalant, replied, “It’s a snake.”
A few days later, Little Johnny walked in on his mother in the bathtub again. This time, he pointed to her chest and asked, “What are those two baggy things hanging above your bellybutton?”
His mother, sticking to the theme, said, “Those are headlights.”
A couple of weeks later, Little Johnny walked in on his parents while they were being intimate. Without hesitation, he yelled, “Mom, turn on your headlights! The snake is crawling into your bush!”
The situation was as awkward as it was funny, leaving his parents both embarrassed and amused by their son’s innocent yet vivid imagination.
