I stumbled upon this story online, and it’s too funny not to share! Someone took their 92-year-old dad to the mall to buy new shoes, and after shopping, they decided to grab a bite at the food court. While sitting there, the dad noticed a teenager nearby with wild, colorful hair—spikes of green, red, orange, and blue. The dad couldn’t stop staring, and the teenager eventually called him out on it.
The teen, clearly annoyed, asked sarcastically, “What’s the matter, old man, never done anything wild in your life?” The daughter, knowing her dad’s sharp sense of humor, braced herself for his response. Without missing a beat, the 92-year-old replied, “Got drunk once and had s::e_x with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son!”
Whether this story is true or just a clever joke, it’s undeniably hilarious. It’s a reminder that humor knows no age limit, and sometimes the best laughs come from the most unexpected sources. This grandad’s quick wit and bold response are sure to leave you in stitches.
