A man got on a plane with six rambunctious kids, which got the attention of other people right away. As they took their places, a woman across the aisle who was interested had to ask the obvious question.
Her eyes showed a mix of amusement and worry as she asked, “Excuse me, are all of those children yours?” It looked like the man was ready for this question, because he smiled slyly before giving his clever answer.
“No,” he laughed, “I work for a condom company.” This is a customer report.” The woman’s eyes grew wide with surprise, and everyone else in the car laughed out loud at the man’s joke.