As soon as the lights went out and the old pair got into bed, a strange game started. The old man started things off with a loud fart and happily said, “Seven points!” “What on earth are you talking about?” his wife asked as she rolled over.
She didn’t want to be left out, so she waited a few minutes and then added her own beautiful piece to the evening’s music. And with a naughty grin, she said, “Touchdown!” Locked!” The contest was now fully under way.
The old man was determined to get back in front, so he let out another thunderclap and bragged, “Aha, 14 to 7!” I’m back on top!” But he shouldn’t have dismissed his wife. She replied with another loud fart and a confident, “Touchdown, tie game again!”
She took a risk when she added a small but smart squeaker and slyly said, “Field goal!” The odds were now firmly in her favor. As the night went on, the couple’s friendly battle kept going, making their bedroom full of laughter and fun banter.
The older couple showed that love and laughter can still be fun even in old age in this lighthearted and funny take on marriage.
