One lazy afternoon, a wife decided it was time to tackle some household chores. She turned to her husband, who was comfortably sprawled on the couch, and asked, “Honey, can you please help me clean the garden?”
The husband, without even looking up, replied, “Do I look like a gardener?”
Undeterred, the wife tried again. “Okay, then can you fix the bathroom door?” she asked. The husband, still lounging, shot back, “Do I look like a carpenter?” With that, he got up and walked out of the house, leaving his wife to handle the tasks alone.
When the husband returned later, he was surprised to find the garden spotless and the bathroom door fixed. Feeling smug, he said, “I knew my wife would do it all by herself!”
But the wife quickly corrected him. “It wasn’t me,” she said.
Confused, the husband asked, “Then who did it?”
“Our neighbor,” the wife replied casually.
The husband’s eyes widened. “You paid him? How much?” he asked, clearly concerned.
“No, I didn’t pay him,” the wife said. “He just gave me two options: bread or sex.”
The husband, now panicking, stammered, “I hope you gave him bread!”
The wife, with a mischievous grin, replied, “Do I look like a bakery?”
The husband was left speechless, realizing that his laziness had led to an unexpected twist. This funny story serves as a reminder that sometimes, actions (or inactions) have consequences—and that a little help around the house can go a long way!
